Hey, y'all! I haven't forgot about you all! I swear! I have been kind of busy, doing things like summer swim league, theater camp, and my adventure back into the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and watching Hetalia: Axis Powers. Also being lazy in every sense of the world. I will start updating a lot more now. So yeah. I still like you guys. So stop feeling dejected.
Hehe...Alexis
Oh, P.S. Question. You guys want gifs in this? I haven't decided. Nah...I will leave that to Tumblr. Well...what do y'all think? Is it as tacky as I think it would be?
Friday, June 24, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Is back, B****h.
Hey! Guess who is back, and ready to blog! Yup! Me! Did you miss me? Yeah, didn't think so. Either way, I am back! I am also going to apologize for the cursing in the title. That is as far as it goes (I hope.) So, how did the cruise go, and where in the world have you been for the past week/two weeks/month? First of all, I have no idea how long I was gone. Let's just say way too long for my liking.
Second of all, the cruise.The cruise was amazing! I made a whole bunch of new friends (Hunter, Jesse, Megan, Miles, Deven, Nancy, Patrick, Amy...), I learned that I dislike my cousin. Strongly. Very strongly. I also learned that four people can survive in a room the size of a shoebox. Not comfortably, but they can. Somehow, I have no idea how, I manged to find the only conservative republican Evangelist who was 12 (You know the type that like to get all up in your face and scream at you?) on the ship, and for some reason, he decided to follow me around for 3 hours (I am not exaggerating one bit) and insulted and yelled at me for 2 1/2 hours of that. The only reason I got through it was because my insanity and my southern charm came out. Oh! Also manged to find the girls that are kind of slutty, and don't believe it, so they insult you behind their back, giving you names like slut, whore, and bitch (A.K.A. The popular girls). We, my group of friends and I, had many quarrels with them. One positive thing came out of that though. I did get to use one of my Shakespearean insults, and laugh at them with my friends when they are completely confused by me using something higher than a fourth grade vocabulary.
Enough of me focusing on the bad, let me tell you about more of the good. The food was great, except the sushi. That was a let down. Free pizza, antipesto, panna cota, tea, coffee, crumb cake, cookies, and many more 24 hours a day. The teen program was excellent. The shows were impeccable. The all adult shows were hilarious. Over all it was a great cruise, and there are many stories to tell afterwards (choking on crumb cake, people offering free drinks to my friends, Sorrento's every night, learning all about Alaska...).
So, back to reality, of chores, 7 am swim practices, limited variety of food, and much more. Let's end on a happy note shall we? My headphones are broken and I need my dad to look at them. Oh, that's not happy. How did that get in there? The use of the italics are back. You all should be very concerned that my thoughts are making their way back on here. Oh, I got it! I am back, and I love you all, even if I threaten you with violence, which you know I will never commit. Or will I? Mwahahaha...Despite my crazy thoughts, ideas, and actions. Despite my absences. Which I hope will never happen again, because there is a blogger app now! Despite it all, I love you, the whole 8 of you that are subscribed to this, and the few brave ones that click on it after I post it on Facebook. I am done being mushy now. Enjoy it while it lasted. So, ta ta for now my darlings! Too far? Yeah, probably. But I am going to start doing that so accept it. Have a wonderful time doing things, like...stuff. I am going to go off and watch some more Doctor Who. Bye!
Second of all, the cruise.The cruise was amazing! I made a whole bunch of new friends (Hunter, Jesse, Megan, Miles, Deven, Nancy, Patrick, Amy...), I learned that I dislike my cousin. Strongly. Very strongly. I also learned that four people can survive in a room the size of a shoebox. Not comfortably, but they can. Somehow, I have no idea how, I manged to find the only conservative republican Evangelist who was 12 (You know the type that like to get all up in your face and scream at you?) on the ship, and for some reason, he decided to follow me around for 3 hours (I am not exaggerating one bit) and insulted and yelled at me for 2 1/2 hours of that. The only reason I got through it was because my insanity and my southern charm came out. Oh! Also manged to find the girls that are kind of slutty, and don't believe it, so they insult you behind their back, giving you names like slut, whore, and bitch (A.K.A. The popular girls). We, my group of friends and I, had many quarrels with them. One positive thing came out of that though. I did get to use one of my Shakespearean insults, and laugh at them with my friends when they are completely confused by me using something higher than a fourth grade vocabulary.
Enough of me focusing on the bad, let me tell you about more of the good. The food was great, except the sushi. That was a let down. Free pizza, antipesto, panna cota, tea, coffee, crumb cake, cookies, and many more 24 hours a day. The teen program was excellent. The shows were impeccable. The all adult shows were hilarious. Over all it was a great cruise, and there are many stories to tell afterwards (choking on crumb cake, people offering free drinks to my friends, Sorrento's every night, learning all about Alaska...).
So, back to reality, of chores, 7 am swim practices, limited variety of food, and much more. Let's end on a happy note shall we? My headphones are broken and I need my dad to look at them. Oh, that's not happy. How did that get in there? The use of the italics are back. You all should be very concerned that my thoughts are making their way back on here. Oh, I got it! I am back, and I love you all, even if I threaten you with violence, which you know I will never commit. Or will I? Mwahahaha...Despite my crazy thoughts, ideas, and actions. Despite my absences. Which I hope will never happen again, because there is a blogger app now! Despite it all, I love you, the whole 8 of you that are subscribed to this, and the few brave ones that click on it after I post it on Facebook. I am done being mushy now. Enjoy it while it lasted. So, ta ta for now my darlings! Too far? Yeah, probably. But I am going to start doing that so accept it. Have a wonderful time doing things, like...stuff. I am going to go off and watch some more Doctor Who. Bye!
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